Sunday, December 23, 2012

Diving In

       Hello my Lovelies and, Welcome to the deep dark blue.
My name is Genevieve, but for the sake of you poor souls out there, much like myself, who prefer Nicknames, you can call me Gemma.


    Now, I'm going to start off by giving you guys some helpful tips. I mean, I love color, shimmer, and beauty as much as the next Mer, but- let's get real- the hard truth is that there's nothing more beautiful than the natural beautiful you.
      A zit? dry skin? Happens to everyone. Yes, even that drop-dead gorgeous girl at your school or workplace who never seems so have a single hair disarrayed. You know, the one who's always after your hottie? the one you just want to zap with your mad Mer-powers? Yes, even her.
       Now then, being held against a controversy that all mermaids are creatures of natural beauty and talent can be tough. Take it from a plus-sized, acne-challenged Mer that we'll call, *ahem*, me. Trust me, its not easy being one of us.
      Too much sun and we shrivel up like an old bag.Too long in the water,we get kind of klutzy on land. Not enough moisturizer and our skin starts to flake. forget to shower after a swim, spend the day smelling like old seaweed.
     Yup, even for us glamorized sea-dwellers, life can kick.
     I'm just trying to make it kick a little less for all of us.


Stick around for a bit, things just might get interesting.
~G